Yes, Your Nose Ring Just Looks Like a Speck of Glitter, But You're Still Fired

I was filling out an application for employment recently when I was perusing their workplace image policy. My eyes came to rest on what I assume is a fairly common part of the policy of many companies but, all the same, it wrinkled my nose a bit. The image policy laid out, in very direct terms, that visible facial piercings and visible tattoos were not allowed in the workplace. If you had any visible facial piercings or visible tattoos, you would not be offered a position.

There's a part of me that gets it, really. I mean, who wants to hire this guy?